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I just wanted to be a rawring monster. Nothing much new. Skipped school today. Really sick. Hopefully I'll be up for it tomorrow. I need to catch up as it is. ehehe

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Writer's Block: Titular Heroes

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Kurt Vonnegut's books have great titles, like Breakfast of Champions and Slaughterhouse Five. If your life was a novel, what would the title be?

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'All That and a Box of Cereal' or 'Lady of the World' ...not very creative, but eh...

Contest Entry

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tada! For an invisible contest!!! Base by http://www.autumnpixels.com

Goddess Test

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I am Macha

Indeed, you are 58% erudite, 67% sensual, 83% martial, and 83% saturnine.

Macha was a ruthless and bloodthirsty Goddess of War that would feasts upon the heads of her fallen enemies.

Apparently the Celts thought highly of her, which is only appropriate for a culture of head-hunters. It was not an uncommon practice for Celtic warriors to decorate the exteriors of their domiciles with the severed heads of soldiers they killed in battle. Not only did these household heads serve as an offering of thanks to the Goddess, but they also bore witness to the combat proficiency of the inhabitant.

There were other admirable characteristics unique to Macha besides a taste for decapitation. She was initially one of those numerous "Mother Goddesses" we hear so much about. Naturally this meant that she ruled over matters of fertility and such. She held absolute dominance over males, intimidating even the most virile of men with the sheer force of her insatiable sexuality.

This dual aspect of her nature - patroness of fruitfulness and productivity as well as fierce and ruinous warrior - brought her the mighty title of "Mother of Life and Death".

The Fifteen Goddesses

These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in …

…all or none of the four variables: Neit. … Erudite: Minerva. … Sensual: Aphrodite. … Martial: Artemis. … Saturnine: Persephone. … Erudite & Sensual: Isis. … Erudite & Martial: Sekhmet. … Erudite & Saturnine: Nemesis. … Sensual & Martial: Hera. … Sensual & Saturnine: Bast. … Martial & Saturnine: Ilamatecuhtli. … Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Maeve. … Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Freya. … Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Sedna. … Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Macha.


If I could snarl menacingly...

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Today was a bad day. I had to go to the ortho, which generally would suck for anyone else. Except part of my bottom wire broke and impaled my gums. It hurt really bad when they ripped it out and I bled all over the place. haha. Anyways... I have a biology, spanish, and english final tomorrow that I should probably be studying for but I am too much of a procrastinator right now.

news with woodbury friends: I got in a fight with this one girl in biology and now I'm am obnoxiously ignoring her. She's mad at me because I bit her hand and punched her in the gut in an obvious playful way, so she smacked me in the face with her planner and broke something on my glasses so they don't sit right anymore. This is war.
That one david guy is weird...

news with woodburyishcottagegroveishnewportish friends (aka the band): I can't imagine any other teen bands having as fun and crazy kids like us, and if they did, we could beat them up.

I did notice this post had a wee bit o' violence in it. Just in a crabby mood, I guess. My teeth hurt. My glasses are messed up. grr... happier postings later...

woo Obama!

Writer's Block: A Little Light

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Now that the election is over, we can get to the important stuff. Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

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...I have a light in my freezer

45 Odd Things About Me

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1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
noooo

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
noooo

3. Do you own a gun?
nooooo

4. What's your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty?
mocha plz

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? 
no... unless it's going to be painful

 6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I'm a vegetarian

7. Favorite Christmas song?
The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen -- Bob Rivers

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee or V8

9. Can you do push ups?
no

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
A heart Amythist ring

11. Favorite hobby?
Writing... what else?

13. What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
my laziness XD

14. Middle name?
Morgan

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Why am I doing this
I wonder if Rachael hates me
I have to pee

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
V8
Coffee
Water

17. Current worry right now?
Passing Biology

18. Current hate right now?
Rachael, she broke my glasses!

19. Favorite Place to be?
sleeping


20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Party...

21. Do you like to travel?
no thank you

22 Name at least three people who will complete this.
Me
Myself
I

23. Do you own slippers?
Uggs

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
Black

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No, too slippery. Makes it kinda difficult.

26. Can you whistle?
Very quietly

27. Favorite color?
Green

28. Would you be a pirate?
Arrgh no

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
What ever I feel like at the time

30. Favorite girl's name?
Piper XD

31. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Red Wine

32. What's in your pocket right now?
A cell phone

34. Best bed sheets as a child?
Power Puff Girls!

35. Worst injury you've ever had?
Dislocated my right shoulder

36. Do you love where you live?
Minnesota rocks.

37. How many TV's do you have in the house?
5

38. Who is your loudest friend?
Megan!

39. How many pets do you have?
2 dogs, 3 cats, a frog, and a fish.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
I have heard of rumors

41. What is your favorite book?
Twilight or Eragon

42. What is your favorite candy?
Hershy

43. Favorite Sports Team?
Uh my school team?! GOD ROYALS!!!

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Texting

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
...damn

NananananananaNAMES

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YOUR REAL NAME:
PIPER

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) 
PIPIZZLE

 YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
GREEN CROCODILE

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
MORGAN PAUL

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
BECPA

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
PINK V8

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last  name,
1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd  letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last  letter of your moms middle name)
ICMLHRD

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parents middle Names)
JOHN ALFORD

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
BLACK PANSY

YOUR GAY NAME: (fruitty, and the name of your favorite candy)
FRUITTY HERSHY

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NINTH GRADE BIZNATCHES

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Sooo I was asked to remember the good old ninth grade and answer the following questions.

Who was your best friend?
Mandy I believe... I had many

Did you have a crush on anyone?
No cute guys to crush on... it sucked

Did you ditch class?
yesssss

What was your favorite class?
Geography... Why? Vampires in the ceiling... ^^

What was your school's name?
Woodbury Jr. High

If you could go back would you?
No.... just no.

What was your class schedule?
O god... ummm I think it went something like this:
Geography
Hnr English
Band
Math
Sewing(???)
Science

Who was your science teacher freshman year?
Dr. Sinada

Did you even have a cellphone?
A crappy one, but yes

What's your most memorable moment?
The peacock man, the vampires in the ceiling.... many... too many

What action do you regret the most?
Beating up Melvin, no, wait... I don't regret that. He deserved it. Ummmmm I don't think I regretted much.

What did you spend the most time doing on weekends?
Job's Daughters, Jobies, and more activitys revolving around Job's (as in the youth group)

Did you make any lifelong friendships?
...and then some...

What did people know you as?
Pip and Piper Danger Smiles 

Have any enemies?
Some yes... I made my point clear to them before they could kick me out of the school for abuse. ^^

Did you ever dress out of the dress code?
Occasionally. Big puffy jacket! yay!

Did you get your lunch from the school or bring it?
I brought it sometimes. Never ate school lunch

Did you ever skip a whole day of school even though you weren't sick?
Who doesn't?

Ever embarrass yourself in front of a large group of people?
over and over again...

Ever stayed up all night, then sleep all day at school?
almost everyday

sleep at school?
In most my classes I fell asleep numerous times.

What was your worst subject?
Math... grrr

What would be the best advice to give to incoming freshmen?
Don't trust the vampires in the ceiling, or else they will pee on your soul!!!!!!!

Writer's Block: A Conspiracy of Beards

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November is National Beard Month. Muttonchops, Van Dyke, goatee, soul patch, ZZ Top–style—tell us about your own wild and woolly facial fuzz. Even better, post a picture.

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I am a woman, and therefore have no facial hair. Though I had an english teacher that had muttonchops. lol